Weird things that happen to wake you.
Sometimes I have the hardest time waking up, other times I'm up like a bolt. Usually the latter is brought about by loud noise. This morning that noise was our cluster box (those community mail boxes that have a pigeon hole for each resident) being knocked over. I actually thought it was thunder from a near by lightening strike. So, I was up like a bolt and over to the window to see what could be that loud. Much to my surprise, amusement, and slight anger I see a car with its driver side tail light busted out and my cluster box lying on the ground. While I’m still trying to figure out exactly what happened, the woman driving gets out of the car to evaluate the situation herself. Not immediately apparent is the fact that she isn’t wearing pants. This is soon noticed when she decideds to get her jeans out of the car and put them on. Being nearsighted, I’m sure I missed out on part of the show, not to mention being able to read the license plate or type of car.
I have assumed that she was a guest of one of our neighbors since I didn’t recognize the car. But what I am really confused about is the whole no pants thing. I guess I could understand if she was running late grabbed her stuff and ran. That would help explain why she hit the box, not completely awake and running late not a great combination. And I understand deciding to put the pants on, I mean you just vandalized federal property you might be slightly concerned that the police will be pulling you over soon. I guess this will remain one of those stories that you make up all kinds of crazy situations to explain, or maybe I’ll be brave and ask my neighbor.
Well, I guess I’m doing this.
Ya, I've had a couple attempts at doing stuff like this in the past, but I've not done to well. I guess I could give up, it is my prefered method, but instead I'm going to keep at this. Well, this time at least. And if you believe that I've got some land in Florida for sale. Part of me is doing this so I have something to amuse myself with, the other part… I'm begining to think might be a bit masochistic. Well, I've got some real stuff to do, so I'll be back later to complain about stuff around me, and hey who know's I may actually have something positive to say. lol…
